PamelaPucker.com May File for IPO By Wednesday: Report

by Big Drew Posted on January 27, 2012

PamelaPucker.com could file for its long-awaited initial public offering as early as Wednesday, the SpursFanSays Journal reported Friday.

The reality-blogging company is expected to pick J.T. Marlin (NYSE: JTM) as the lead underwriter for the IPO, the Journal said. The Pseudo bank has been the most popular choice among internet IPOs in recent years.

The company is currently looking at a valuation of $75 billion to $100 billion, according to the report.

The impending IPO – expected to raise $10 billion – is a prized trophy for investment banks, set up a fierce competition on Wall Street, particularly between front-runners J.T. Marlin and Golden Ball Sacks (NYSE: GBS – News).

I’s be rich Nigga! -Big Drew

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Miley Cyrus Sucking Liam Hemsworth Birthday Cock, I mean Cake

by Big Drew Posted on January 25, 2012



Big Drew, Hopefully, this story won’t devolve into a “Miley goes off the rails” theme. It honestly just looks like some harmless (albeit tasteless) dumb fun. Liam and Miley seem like a decent couple who are well-suited for each other right now. Sure, they probably won’t last forever, but they enjoy each other’s company both on the red carpet and during laid-back moments. -tracy

What’s up with the big herpes sore on the Sherman helmet? In your words, ‘albeit’, even though it’s a cake it still looks like a nasty sore. -Big Drew

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Demi Moore Hospitalized for Substance Abuse

by Big Drew Posted on January 24, 2012

Big Drew, I just want to say that addiction is a bitch and that it comes in all forms. Addiction is a disease and it doesn’t matter whether it’s drugs, alcohol, gambling, eating disorders, womanizing, or cougars chasing young men. Bottom line is that they are all symptoms of the disease of addiction.

Maybe 50-something woman like Demi should check that shit, get some help and settle down with a guy closer to her own age. For example, you and Demi would be perfect together?

F8ck you! I’m no where near 50. Besides, I still pull 20-somethings and I don’t even have to pay. -Big Drew

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Whitney Port Nip Slip

by Big Drew Posted on January 24, 2012



Hi Big Drew, love the site. Over the weekend I went to Miami for a photo shoot with Bik Bok and fortunately found some time to hit the beach and relax by the pool. Of course the bikini top nip slip was an accident, LOL. With all the planning for Fashion Week, my schedule has been nonstop so it was nice to get in a little down time. Now I’m heading back to LA feeling refreshed and ready to get back to business! xoxo, Whit

P.S. As you can see in these pics, I’m as pale as can be, so those few hours in the sun were definitely a necessity. Don’t worry though, I loaded on the sunscreen!

I hear ya Whit. One time I was cliff diving in Acapulco in my speedo and when I got out of the water my monster greg was hangin out. Accidents happen. Hopefully you had some sunscreen on those monster jugs ;) -Big Drew

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Miley Cyrus See Through Sporting Those Pink Puffie Nipples

by Big Drew Posted on January 20, 2012


Big Drew, you know Spursfan has been sweatin Miley since like 16. Now that Miley Cyrus is 19 years old and an adult, is it okay to lust at her?

I’m to busy dealing with the other deadly sin, gluttony. Be that as it may and stop me if I’m wrong, I think Tish Cyrus had a fling with John Elway and it’s possible that Miley is the O.G. Horse mouth’s daughter, hmmmmmmm? -Big Drew

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